Sometimes a blonde should stay a blonde....

So today, I'm reflecting on the funny things my kids have done! One thing w/ Lexi really sticks out to me and makes me laugh.

When Lexi was about 11 yrs old, I was putting together my sons bed that I had bought, and was determined to put it together myself w/ out a mans help! So I call for Lexi and ask her to go to the garage and get me a Phillips screw driver out of her dads tool box. After many minutes go by, and me wandering why I have to do everything myself to get things done on time, she comes to me w/ a screwdriver in hand and says "Mom, I couldn't find a Phillips, but I found a Stanley!" It took me a good 10 min to stop laughing before I could explain to her what a Phillips screwdriver was.

Braydon, now 11, learned his alphabet when he was almost 3, and a very fast learner. So as we are going through the alphabet he says "q, r, s, t, me, v, double me, x, y, and z" I loved it! I wish I would've had some type of recording device at the time to record it. That is a memory I will cherish forever.

Megan, who is now 13, gives me many laughs. She was 7 yrs old when hubby and I first started dating. I remember her telling me how when she was 4 she swallowed a building block while she was at daycare and her dad had to do surgery to get it out. Hubby told her that he did surgery when she was asleep and removed the block along w/ giving her a new heart. That child believed that story for the longest time. While she was w/ us over Christmas she asked me how that block got out of her. I told her the most probable way it came out was in her "poo." OMG...you would've thought I told that girl it was now lodged in her brain w/ the look I got.

Please share your funny stories w/ the kids! I love hearing their stories!