Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What I meant to say Wednesday!

It's time again for the all great What I Meant to Say Wednesday! We all know that we mean to say something other than what we said sometimes. Well here are my these then go link up and play along yourself. Let me know you linked up so I can come along and read yours as well!

Sometimes I suffer from word vomit, where what I meant to say really does come out. This is one of those times.
I've been bugging and dying for some Pledge to clean my desk at work. I found some in the back that someone let me borrow to clean my area. The bottle of Pledge that I got was a large bottle and said on the container "For commercial use only" One of my co-workers (we'll call her Not so blonde girl) picks up the container of Pledge reads the label and says "This bottle says it's for commercial use only, and you aren't doing a commercial" OMG...out w/ the word vomit because, "Not so blonde girl" was dead serious and I said "Are you really that f*&*ing stupid?!?" And that is exactly what I meant to say! I laughed so hard I was crying. The others around also laughed and "Not so blonde girl" got her feelings hurt and walked away.

I went to Wal-Mart the other day shopping, and I'm being a super savvy shopper and had a BUNCH of coupons. I had $35 worth of coupons, so I pick a line that was not filled w/ people and I hope nobody gets behind me because I know what I am about to put the cashier through a very exciting look what I saved hellish moment. Along comes a very rude, impatient, obnoxious as*hole kind looking man, who is looking at my stuff like ok I can handle being behind her it's the usual half buggy full. Then I whip out the coupons and he opened his big full of nothing  mouth and says "OMG we are gonna be here all night waiting for her to get done w/ all this coupon shit!"
What I said was "Sir I'm just trying to save money in these hard economic times, so that I can put money in savings for birthdays and vacations instead of worrying about them when they get here"
What I meant to say is: "Just because your ass is to stupid to realize all the money your unwell kept, dirty ass clothes wearing self does not realize what you could save, or maybe you just don't know how to match up them there pictures on the paper w/ the pictures on them boxes, doesn't mean us other folk don't wanna shop right! If ya don't wanna deal w/ it move to another effin line!"


  1. "Oh, shit. Did I say that out loud?" That's what gets me sometimes. I meant to think it, but actually said it.
    that asshole in line should have gotten the real thing.
    I wonder if that is what he really meant to say?
    Let's put the shoe on the other foot, or however that goes. Maybe I'll try it that way next week.

  2. ROFL! Too, blonde girl was really blonde that day! Isn't it amazing what people think and then say outloud. I have learned to keep my mouth shut!

  3. Oh my word. YOur coworker was hysterical. LOL I can't believe that guy said something to you...crazy.

  4. I have been waiting for this post since you told me about it, LMAO! I still cant believe you said that to your poor co worker, OH wait yes I can!!!!

  5. Haha!! I had a friend like the "not so blonde girl" we always laughed at her!! That's just too funny!!

    Following you now.. :) Love the WIMTSW

  6. you are my hero! I love what you said to your coworker!

    Thanks for playing!

  7. OMG!! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when you said that to "Not so blonde girl." LMAO!

  8. really can't fix stupid. ;)

  9. Oh my goodness, so glad I stopped by your blog today! I needed to laugh!