What I meant to say Wednesday!

It's time again for the all great What I Meant to Say Wednesday! We all know that we mean to say something other than what we said sometimes. Well here are my times...read these then go link up and play along yourself. Let me know you linked up so I can come along and read yours as well!

Sometimes I suffer from word vomit, where what I meant to say really does come out. This is one of those times.

I've been bugging and dying for some Pledge to clean my desk at work. I found some in the back that someone let me borrow to clean my area. The bottle of Pledge that I got was a large bottle and said on the container "For commercial use only" One of my co-workers (we'll call her Not so blonde girl) picks up the container of Pledge reads the label and says "This bottle says it's for commercial use only, and you aren't doing a commercial" OMG...out w/ the word vomit because, "Not so blonde girl" was dead serious and I said "Are you really that f*&*ing stupid?!?" And that is exactly what I meant to say! I laughed so hard I was crying. The others around also laughed and "Not so blonde girl" got her feelings hurt and walked away.

I went to Wal-Mart the other day shopping, and I'm being a super savvy shopper and had a BUNCH of coupons. I had $35 worth of coupons, so I pick a line that was not filled w/ people and I hope nobody gets behind me because I know what I am about to put the cashier through a very exciting look what I saved hellish moment. Along comes a very rude, impatient, obnoxious as*hole kind looking man, who is looking at my stuff like ok I can handle being behind her it's the usual half buggy full. Then I whip out the coupons and he opened his big full of nothing  mouth and says "OMG we are gonna be here all night waiting for her to get done w/ all this coupon shit!"

What I said was "Sir I'm just trying to save money in these hard economic times, so that I can put money in savings for birthdays and vacations instead of worrying about them when they get here"

What I meant to say is: "Just because your ass is to stupid to realize all the money your unwell kept, dirty ass clothes wearing self does not realize what you could save, or maybe you just don't know how to match up them there pictures on the paper w/ the pictures on them boxes, doesn't mean us other folk don't wanna shop right! If ya don't wanna deal w/ it move to another effin line!"